Episode 5 of The Benny Cash show aired 29/11/09

Hello, Bonjour, Wie Gehts Cashers.


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The show is now pushing the ratio of talk/music to about 70/30, that may even be too much. A disclaimer was added to the beginning of the show in fear of running into legal threats.

Guests on the show included a return of Wyndham O'Clock and a first time appearance of the Spectre of Matthew Twilight - The creative genius behind water colours. Current affairs discussed included the most expensive transport, Buffalo slaughtering, Mince pie ice cream, recycling for vouchers, and Santa School. We also had a phone in for the worst Christmas present ever received.

A young girl named 'Mahoona Sunset' phoned in to explain that her brother said she could have anything in his room that she wanted. What a dastardly excuse for a gift, the cheap skate.


Benjamin Cash exposed the truth behind the 300 deaths at NHS university hospital Basildon. And I've now realised he's about as funny as a toenail, so he'll no longer be continued. Some creepy monologues in the form of a pensioner recalling the events at an annual folk dance and a piece about a man peeping in on the public.

Playlist:

-Young Rabbits, The Crusaders, The Kings of Jazz
-I've Got you Under my Skin, Ella Fitzgerald
-Fat Albert Rotunda, Herbie Hancock
-Maths Song Circles Pi radius, Pi-dophiles
-My Favourite things, John Coltrane
-Cheesecake, Dexter Gordon
-Summertime, Miles Davis
-Turn me on, Norah Jones
-Loose Gardner, Flevans
-Oh Marie, Louis Prima
-Durian, The Cinematic Orchestra

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